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I admit I rolled my eyes at first, but after reading some of these, sure! There are some great questions here that kept me and my thoughts company this lazy rainy Sunday. I don't know if you expected me to pick 21, or answer them all, but here you go...
1) Astrological sign? Gemini 2) Favorite color? Blue 3) Pets? Severely allergic to fur so no cats or dogs, however I had a 40 gallon fish tank growing up with a piranha, Japanese fighter fish and Pancake, an African cichlid who was the size of a fingernail when I got him and grew to be the size of my hand. 4) Favorite book? Its always been “The Year the Bad Guys Won” by Jeff Pearlman, however that was until I read “Standing for Socks” and the dominos fell from there. Yes I proudly read books for adolescent girls, especially when your sister writes them. 5) Favorite movie? Defending Your Life 6) Drink of choice? Mint Julep 7) Unique food you have eaten? Either fried grasshoppers or buffalo testicle 8) Preferred cologne? Issey Miyake or Nautica 9) First cell phone ringtone? Sanford and Son theme 10) Favorite composer? Chopin 11) Favorite pianist? Vladimir Horowitz 12) Debussy or Ravel? Debussy 13) Chopin or Brahms? Chopin, though I have always felt a peculiar resonation to Brahms not usually felt by those who identify more with Chopin 14) Current music? If you mean last piece practiced: Emma Lou Diemer 2nd Sonata, if you mean currently listening to at the moment: my computer says Tycho Source 15) Most famous pianist you heard play live? Van Cliburn 16) Most famous person who has heard you play? I have played for: Shimon Peres. To my knowledge who came to hear me play: Jerry Springer. 17) How much do you practice a day? Until whatever small goals I set for the day are completed. There’s no set time in a minutes/hours sense. 18) If you weren’t in music, what profession would you do? Actor, ambassador/diplomat, game show host, advice columnist, imagineer/roller coaster designer, travel logger. 19) If you were stranded on a desert island what would be the one piece of music that you would want to take with you that you would want to listen to? Steve Reich Music for 18 Musicians 20) Instrument of choice? Steinway D Hamburg 21) If a company such as Viagra, Depends, or Adam and Eve offered to sponsor you, would you accept? If you mean an ad in a program, why not? If you mean a personal testimonial, I don’t endorse products I don’t use. 22) Name of your autobiography? “The Book of Matthew; Thoughts and Afterthoughts Of Foreign Lands and People” 23) Who plays you in a hollywood movie? Celebrities I have been told I resemble in chronological order: Macaulay Culkin, Neil Patrick Harris, Danny Kaye, Ryan Phillippe, Ryan Stiles, Tim Robinson, Nicolae Ceaușescu 24) Most frequent question you get asked? I never kept a tally but its the typical usual suspects; “how much do you practice?”, “what instrument brand do you prefer?”, “did your parents force you to do it?”, “do you get nervous?”, “how did you memorize all that?”, “is the 10,000 hours thing for real?”, “is the movie ‘whiplash’ realistic?” 25) Something most people don’t know about you? With the exception of a distant cousin, Philip Glass, I come from a completely unmusical family. 26) Personal funfact or tidbit: To date I have been to all but two major league baseball stadiums, just shy of half national hockey league arenas, every state in the continental US and every major Canadian city. 27) Earliest memory? Ive tried to forge a timeline in vain, but can’t. Either routinely watching “threes company” while my mother cooked dinner, recording my grandfather snoring and playing the cassette tape for nursery-school show and tell, watching Roseanne Roseannadanna with my parents at the concord hotel, or seeing my great grandmother hold my newborn baby sister for the first and only time before she passed away. these all happened roughly when i was 2 1/2 years old. 28) You’re a baseball player, what’s your walk up music? Depeche Mode Never Let Me Down Again 29) You own a boat, what do you name it? The Barnacle Incisor 30) You’re forced to have a vanity license plate, what is it? If the car is red: blinky, pink: pinky, light blue: inky, orange: sue 31) You’re sentenced to wake up every morning to the same alarm clock for the rest of your life, what is it? The price is right theme soundtrack 32) You’re a hoarder, what’s in your stash? I still have my friendship and slap bracelet from the 80s, hacky sack and beeper from the 90s, and motorola cell phone from the 00s. 33) Covid binge? The Marvelous Mrs Maisel 34) Favorite podcast? The Ask Project 35) Favorite quote? “If I were to be like someone else, who would be like me?” -Yiddish proverb 36) Most accurate advice you have been given about the music industry? Figure 45 minutes per every page when in the recording studio 37) Most accurate advice you can give about the music industry? If your goal at auditions is to obtain concert engagements, your primary audience for both your playing and networking are the competition board, committee, trustees and directors, not the jury. 38) Biggest fear? I had to really think about this, I suppose that my best days are behind me 39) One person living or dead to have dinner with? Scriabin. Unquestionably. Indisputably. 40) God/fate/afterlife/dust in the wind? Some things are best left a mystery. 41) A genie grants you one wish, what is it? To have unlimited wishes 42) If you can tell your 18 year old self one thing, what would it be? The winning lottery numbers 43) Your house is on fire and you can save one thing? A living being doesn’t count as a ‘thing’? i have no idea, photographs I suppose 44) What piece of music do you hear upon entering heaven? Shostakovich Fugue in A Major 45) You’re forced to have one thing written on your tombstone, what is it? It’s funny, when Noam Chomsky was asked the same thing in an interview I thought of the exact same words he answered with at exactly the same time he responded, “You can’t say I didn’t try” |





















